- I love their vicious smell!
- I would love to use their ooze on my delicious peanut butter and jelly, banana, and pickle sandwich.
- I would use their ‘sounds’ to make a kicking’ hot record.
- If their eyeball falls out, I would use it as a ping pong ball.
- I would use their teeth as a cheese scraper.
- They would make a great table lamp.
- They can answer all annoying phone calls.
- I would always win in a jumping contest.
- They would make great pillows.
- My dog would always have a bone to gnaw on.
- My cat would always have a scratching post,
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