“What are you doing on my land you pesky human,” said the cow. My jaw dropped when the cow started talking to me. “Are you deaf I said shew,” said the cow.
I trembled as I said, “how are you talking, what are you.”
“I am a god that came from the milky way,” said the cow. All of a sudden the cow was wearing a shiny chain that said squirt. The cow said, “follow me back to Uganda a far away place deep in the milky way.
I started to follow him then thought that chain is shiny, so I snatched it and screamed, “boot gang, ” as I was running. I never saw him again.