Zombie Instruction Manual
- Feed your zombie colaflower because
- 1. It is the closet thing in the world to a brain
- 2. If you cover it with pink food coloring
- 3. It will make him very tired 2. Keep him in a dark, roomy cage because
- 1. He will have a ton of space to move around in
- 2. He will probably run around a lot and wear himself out
- 3. He will only sleep in the day because he is nocturnal 3. DO NOT, UNDER time arrangment, STICK EVEN A SINGLE FINGER INTO THE CAGE because
- 1.He would probably bite your finger
- 2.You mostly will not get your finger BACK even
- 3.Then you will have to throw the zombie out side.
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