Zombie Instruction Manual

  1. Feed your zombie colaflower because
  • 1. It is the closet thing in the world to a brain
  • 2. If you cover it with pink food coloring
  • 3. It will make him very tired                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       2. Keep him in a dark, roomy cage because
  • 1. He will have a ton of space to move around in
  • 2. He will probably run around a lot and wear himself out
  • 3. He will only sleep in the day because he is nocturnal                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3. DO NOT, UNDER time arrangment, STICK EVEN A SINGLE FINGER INTO THE CAGE because
  • 1.He would probably bite your finger
  • 2.You mostly will not get your finger BACK even
  • 3.Then you will have to throw the zombie out side.


  • Those are some good tips to keep in mind. I had not considered cauliflower as helpful zombie food. :-)

    • I appreciate that comment. Thank you!

      Caroline Stoll

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