This is my ultimate road trip.
Me: Yo Karah, who should we invite, I need help.
Karah: Definitely Eric, Deanna, Sara, Jace, uh I don’t know anyone else…
Me: We are not inviting Eric.
Karah: But he’ll let us go on Netflix or Disney plus.
Me: True… I’m gonna get that beautiful Escalade for our trip. *grins*
Karah: Yeah, I’ve been seeing you eye it for the longest time.
Me: Yup, anywho, I’ll call Eric, and I may invite some of his friends so he won’t be the only boy, hehe.
Karah: Well we could invite Lil’ J.
(Lil’ J is the nickname for our brother Jaden)
Me: True. Add him. Anyway Let’s call.
Days later after we invited our uncle Eric, Jace, Deanna, Sara, Jaden, and some of Eric’s friends. (I’ll make up a few names for his friends).
Me: *driving Cadillac Escalade with music blasting, the bass turned up, and windows down* So! First up! We are going to take the historic Route 66!
Sara: Sounds awesome.
Jace: We already have the horrors of school, so why do we need to learn about the historic Route 66.
Deanna: We’re not going to be writing an essay silly, this is only a trip!
Me: Yup, should I change the music?
Jace: DEFINITELY!! I’LL GET MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST!!!
Me: Ok sure! SIKE!! IT’S GONNA BE MY PLAYLIST!!
Minutes after Jace and I stop arguing who’s playlist we’re gonna do.
Me: Who wants to drive next.
Deanna: Better not drive crazy.
Sara: Ok, good come on Jas we can talk about the thing.*grins mischievously*
Me: Oh yea!!! Let’s look up the actors first. *smile*
Sara: Ooooh *laughs* You obsessed.
Karah: We need to listen to NF, y’all’s music trash.
One of Eric’s friends: People, people, calm down! Let’s just watch a movie.
Me: Goody, Eric you pick, I don’t care if it’s a show you’re finishing up.
*Sara pokes me in the ribs*
Me: OOOOOH!!!! DON’T DO YOUR SHOW WE WATCHING ENDGAME!!!
Eric: Okie dokes, Endgame it is.
Me: Wait! We just entered Missouri just to let y’all know.
Jaden: That’s noice.
Now we watch the movie for like 3 hours. Movie is done.
Me: *all teary eyed* I’m gonna be depressed for the rest of the route…
Sara: *also teary eyed* Same…
Deanna and Karah: Meh. We would rather watch The Flash or Heartland.
Me: So rude.
Jaden: We made it to Oklahoma.
Me: Awesome! How many more states to go?
Deanna: Uhh we got four states to go.
One of Eric’s friends: Yeesh!
Me: Yup. Well y’all I’m takin’ a nap. *Goes to sleep*
Me: *wakes up* Good morning people!
Jace: Good morning! Your uncle is driving, and we are in the little part of Texas.
Deanna: And we got to watch Heartland which was amazing.
Sara: Hey! Stephen Amell was in there.
Me: Even if he’s in there meh for Heartland.
Me: We just passed good ol’ New Mexico. Now we are in Arizona!
Jace: My sister’s state.
Eric: Y’all wanna watch something or listen to something?
Me: How about we listen to some music for an hour then watch something.
Eric: Good. *Puts on music*
Jace: Your uncle has some good bass music!
Me: Thanks! Oh Sara, should we watch Doctor Strange 2?
*Karah somewhere in the background* YES LETS WATCH IT!!!!!
Sara: *laughs* Sure.
Me: Be quiet, you’re mad cuz you never seen a bunch of those movies. *snicker*
Eric: We still got a coup…
Everyone cutting him off: MOVIE!!!
Eric: Oook then, movie it is.
After movie we take a nap then it’s been over a day.
Me: *wakes up just before we reach California* YOU GUYS WAKE UP WE IN CALI!!!!!!
*Everyone wakes up and says yay and woohoo*
Jace: Alright Jas! Bass turned up!!
Me: 10-4! *turns up music and bass*
We all jam in the car then go to Hollywood. We go visit all the famous sites, we go see the Footprint Path thing and we stay in a hotel for 2 weeks and we’re on the way back.
That’s my ultimate road trip, what’s yours?