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I have no idea how I got here. The blue sky I used to know is gone and replaced by blackness, with an occasional twinkling dot. It reminded me of how the sun used to glint off my human’s pearl necklace. I look below me. There is a gray crater there. It’s nothing like home, […]
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I walk up to the sink with a giant potato in my hand. I really hate peeling them. Also, they smell bad. I turn the faucet and watch the dirt and grime run off the potato. This is going to get interesting… I swipe at the skin of the potato with the peeler a little […]
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I walk up to the sink with a giant potato in my hand. I really hate peeling them. Also, they smell bad. I turn the faucet and watch the dirt and grime run off the potato. This is going to get interesting… I swipe at the skin of the potato with the peeler a little […]
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I peered out the window of the rocket. All I could see was stars, and more stars with the Earth becoming smaller and smaller far below me.  I was headed for the moon, where there was a base.  I was going to be the first cat on the moon. My pod landed and I carefully […]
a day in Mr. Catz’ class
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By Xavier
Posted on March 20 0 Comments Shared Pubicly
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Today is the day that school starts back up again. My homeroom teacher is called Mr Catz and today we will meet with him first thing to get our schedules. They say he has a few things prepared for us after we get our stuff but nobody knows for sure what is going to happen. […]
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Its a alliarhin. Yep. You heard me. An alliarhin. ⇑ Thats what a Alliarhin is. Yep. Its a rhino and an alligator combined. Glorious ,  isn’t it!?  
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  I think that this bulldog is cute because not all dogs are ugly or cute.                                                                                 […]
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i’m going to be late for school ….and then when he is at his classroom it is or ready the end of school … and then when he arrives back home school will be starting .
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Hi my name is Doug and I’m a dog. Not so exciting is it huh. I’ve had a pretty boring life, just sitting on a couch, eating, and occasionally going for walks. Every day there is nothing new, just the same old same old. It might be helpful if I were to tell you how […]
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Have you ever wondered what a giracock would look like or even what they are? Well if you are, then you are reading the right thing. I will tell you what they eat, where they live, what they look like, and even their predators and prey. “Oh look, I see a giracock!” I exclaimed excitedly. […]